Aye, tis a beautiful game

To spare the 90% of you who for some reason have had common-sense-ectomies and therefore are not spasming with excitement about the World Cup, me and Jake have established a special World Cup blog with roman numerals in its name and everything, which is seeing lots of action already.

If you don't see me for a while between now and 9 July, it's because of this. A fact which applies to the real world as well.