Cheesemakers create Eau de Stilton

That's right, a Stilton -scented perfume.

Nigel White, from the Stilton Cheese Makers Association, comments: "Blue Stilton cheese has a very distinctive mellow aroma and our perfumier was able to capture the key essence of that scent and recreate it in what is an unusual but highly wearable perfume that we are very proud to put our name to."

Please can someone get me some of this for my birthday? If a girl can't abide me smelling of Stilton then she ain't the right girl anyhow.